Okay, before anyone goes on about how disgusting I am, please don't even bother reading this page if you can't handle this sort of smash. Thanks! Anyhoo, TAMPONS...first off, I am a huge fan of tampons. So let's get started...basically it's good to use these babies for TWO main reasons...

1. You can wear tight-tight clothes and not have something weird below your ass or what not that people may notice.
2. You won't feel like a WET little baby on a diaper.

Now that, that's out of the way, let's go on with the procedures...how do you put it in?! Okay, for those of you who don't know what a tampon is, it's a like PAD to use when you're on your period, and it goes in your pe-keng-keng's (vagina) lil/big hole and not in your anus! Most of you that are already using these probably have your own lil' techniques, but I'll give you mine anyway. First off, I wanna describe the different types of tampons out there. There are tampons with plastic applicators, cardboard applicators, and NO-applicators (please stay away from these, unless you like that feeling of banging yourself, jk!). Anyhoo, personally, I highly recommend you using PLASTIC applicators because they go in smoother and you experience less or no pain at all.

Alright, so putting it in is a piece of cake! Let's all keep in mind that in order to use a tampon, you must be on your period, and be sure that you are not dry! This is very important folks. If you are on your period, and your skin is dry, which makes it hard for the applicator to slide in, all you have to do is place a little bit of lotion down there. By doing so, you're making it easier for the applicator to slide in. BELIEVE ME, THIS WORKS!!! As for pads, I don't recommend them at all, personally, I only use them at home.

Finally, my number one tampon brand recommendation is KOTEX!!! I love Kotex!!! They're so greatness!! Dude, you won't even feel them there, it's like there's nothing in you! WOW!!! Jk! Anyhoo, if you have any more tips or what not regarding this topic, please feel free to send them to aob@cox.net!

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