R A N D O M //  Pooturific Alibis
I guess this page is dedicated to those who are very dedicated to their CPU's (computers) yeah, the ones who'd rather stay home and be online than go out with their family or friends lol! That's ME! What's your alibi? Share it with me---click here! Welp, here's my typical ones...

T I P S:
-For best results, only use them on telephone conversations.
-Make sure you don't sound fake when giving your reason! Don't be too obvious!
-If you have dial-up, remove the *70 so your cover won't be blown!
-Make sound effects (i.e., if you say you're sick, cough a bit or sound tired/sleepy)

T H E   A L I B I S:
• "I can't cause I have to finish doing my chores!" (works everytime! In actuality, you won't even do your chores!)
• "My parents are mad at me."
• "I have to clean my room."
• "I'm not feeling good, I think I'm coming down with something."
• "I'm tired/sleepy."
• "I'm broke and my parents won't give me money!"
• "My dog's sick..." (use this only if you have a dog!)
• "I need to watch my little sister/brother." (use this only if you have siblings!)
• "I still have to work on my project, it's due soon!"
• "Oh, I already made plans...I'm going out with my family." (yeah...right!)
Pipy's: "I'm doing my howmework and I cant do it later coz my dad needs the computer and I need microsoft publisher/word for it." (actually ur on the internet)...well, this is my alibi, which I always use on my mates if I cant be bothered to go out!)
Vera Wang Connie Chung's: "I'm sorry but I really have to study for my anatomy class. Damn, I have so much things to memorize!"
Kristina's:
---"I don't have a ride, and my parents don't let me ride in my friends cars, because they are afraid of accidents."
---"I am expecting a call from my cousins who live in Korea." (I have them, but I don't know the language)
---"Pretend to fall down and start saying ouch omg i have to go to the ER, gotta go, bye!!!"
---"I am grounded, and i can't talk on the phone either."
---Put the phone down for a min or so then pick it up and say that your parents said no because you go out too often (haha yeah right)
---"I went there yesterday/I went to my friends house yesterday"
---"No one is home and they never answer their cell phones."
---Get caller ID and just don't answer( muahahahahahah)
---"My mom is taking me somewhere, and it is a mother daughter sort of thing."
---"I just got up 5 mins ago, I am not ready to go anywhere, I have to take a shower get dressed, put on make up, do my hair, then daily chores and by that time it will be too late!!"
Natalie's: "...Orlando Bloom is on TV or I'm watching Lord of The Rings (They'll understand)"
Candace's: (...I have actually used some of these, lol)
---"Ya, sorry guys, I have to spend more time with my blender."
---"I have to floss my cat."
---"The Prime Minister said he might drop in."
---"I'm doing door-to-door collecting for static cling."
---"My crayons all melted together and I have to unmelt tham and mold them back into crayons."
---"The monsters haven't turned blue yet, and I have to eat more dots. *lmao*"
---"None of my socks match."
---"I promised to help a friend fold road maps."
---"My favorite commercial is on TV."
---"I'm going to count the bristles in my toothbrush."
---"I think you want the OTHER [your name]."


Anyhoo, I'll add more reasons next time! I can't think anymore lol. Hmm...incase you feel I have used one or more of these lines on you before (I'm referring to my friends who asks me to chill sometimes) well, umm...I didn't say those reasons cause I wanted to stay home and be on the pootur, I was just tellin' the truth. I wouldn't use these reasons on my real true friends...no...no! lmao. =P





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