T I P S:
-For best results, only use them on telephone conversations.
-Make sure you don't sound fake when giving your reason! Don't be too obvious!
-If you have dial-up, remove the *70 so your cover won't be blown!
-Make sound effects (i.e., if you say you're sick, cough a bit or sound tired/sleepy)
T H E A L I B I S:
• "I can't cause I have to finish doing my chores!" (works everytime! In actuality, you won't even do your chores!)
• "My parents are mad at me."
• "I have to clean my room."
• "I'm not feeling good, I think I'm coming down with something."
• "I'm tired/sleepy."
• "I'm broke and my parents won't give me money!"
• "My dog's sick..." (use this only if you have a dog!)
• "I need to watch my little sister/brother." (use this only if you have siblings!)
• "I still have to work on my project, it's due soon!"
• "Oh, I already made plans...I'm going out with my family." (yeah...right!)
• Pipy's: "I'm doing my howmework and I cant do it later coz my dad needs the computer and I need microsoft publisher/word for it." (actually ur on the internet)...well, this is my alibi, which I always use on my mates if I cant be bothered to go out!)
• Vera Wang Connie Chung's: "I'm sorry but I really have to study for my anatomy class. Damn, I have so much things to memorize!"
• Kristina's:
---"I don't have a ride, and my parents don't let me ride in my friends cars, because they are afraid of accidents."
---"I am expecting a call from my cousins who live in Korea." (I have them, but I don't know the language)
---"Pretend to fall down and start saying ouch omg i have to go to the ER, gotta go, bye!!!"
---"I am grounded, and i can't talk on the phone either."
---Put the phone down for a min or so then pick it up and say that your parents said no because you go out too often (haha yeah right)
---"I went there yesterday/I went to my friends house yesterday"
---"No one is home and they never answer their cell phones."
---Get caller ID and just don't answer( muahahahahahah)
---"My mom is taking me somewhere, and it is a mother daughter sort of thing."
---"I just got up 5 mins ago, I am not ready to go anywhere, I have to take a shower get dressed, put on make up, do my hair, then daily chores and by that time it will be too late!!"
• Natalie's: "...Orlando Bloom is on TV or I'm watching Lord of The Rings (They'll understand)"
• Candace's: (...I have actually used some of these, lol)
---"Ya, sorry guys, I have to spend more time with my blender."
---"I have to floss my cat."
---"The Prime Minister said he might drop in."
---"I'm doing door-to-door collecting for static cling."
---"My crayons all melted together and I have to unmelt tham and mold them back into crayons."
---"The monsters haven't turned blue yet, and I have to eat more dots. *lmao*"
---"None of my socks match."
---"I promised to help a friend fold road maps."
---"My favorite commercial is on TV."
---"I'm going to count the bristles in my toothbrush."
---"I think you want the OTHER [your name]."
Anyhoo, I'll add more reasons next time! I can't think anymore lol. Hmm...incase you feel I have used one or more of these lines on you before (I'm referring to my friends who asks me to chill sometimes) well, umm...I didn't say those reasons cause I wanted to stay home and be on the pootur, I was just tellin' the truth. I wouldn't use these reasons on my real true friends...no...no! lmao. =P