Ghost Poopie: The kind where you feel the poopie come out, but there’s no poopie in the toilet.
Clean Poopie: The kind where you poopie it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper.
Wet Poopie: The kind where you wipe your butt 5O times and still feels unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and your underwear, so you won’t ruin them with a stain.
Second Wave Poopie: This happens when you’re done poopooing and you’ve pulled your pants up to your knees and you realize that you have to poopie some more.
Pop_A_Vein_In_Your_Forehead Poopie: The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke.
Lincoln Log Poopie: The kind of poopie that is so huge, you’re afraid to flush it without first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush.
Grassy Poopie: It’s so noisy, everyone within an earshot is giggling.
Corn Poopie: Self explanatory.
Gee_I_Wish_I_Could Poopie: The kind where you want to poopie, but all you do is sit on the toilet and fart a few times.
Spinal Tap Poopie: That’s where it hurts so badly coming out, you’d swear it was leaving sideways.
Wet Cheeks Poopie: (The Power Dump) The kind that comes out of your butt so fast, your butt cheeks get splashed with water.
Liquid Poopie: the kind where yellowish-brown liquid shoots out of your butt and splashes all over the toilet bowl.
Mexican Poopie: It smells so bad your nose burns.
Upper Class Poopie: The kind of poopie that doesn’t smell.
The Surprise Poopie: You are not even at the toilet because you are sure you’re about to fart, but OOPS!---a poopie!
The Dangling Poopie: This poopie refuses to drop into the toilet even though you know you are done poopooing. You just pray that a shake or two will cut it loose.
The Mystery Poopie: This poopie is so dark and scentless that you’d wonder what you ate.
The Orlando Bloom Poopie: This is the most original poopie, only one man can produce it, with it's very own special stinch and everything....and that man is no other than, Orlando Bloom.
Alright...I didn't make up this poopie guide, well, except for the Orlando Bloom one, hahah...that one's a freebie by me ofcourse! lol...It was given to me like 4 years ago by one of my friends, it's one of those forwarded messages, you know! I don't remember who sent it to me! but yeah, I printed it out for some reason and retyped it, I found it highly amusing after 4 years lol! So yeah, I hope you enjoyed it! lmao! cheeses!